Monday, May 2, 2011

"USAMA" bin laden

FOX News confrimed!

How can you get the spelling wrong of the most wanted man on the FBI's fugitive list for something like twenty years?

Monday, March 28, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011

valentines day

happy valentines everyone. make sure all you happy couples go out to eat, proceed to get really drunk(or while eating), and have some wild sex on a bed covered in rose pedals. thats what a true valentines is all about. this year my valentines are stella artois, and jack daniels. don't let the one name fool you, i'm still straight.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

apperently my snowman likes to get drunk too.

so lately its been snowing a lot. i actually like it, really doesn't bother me at all. tonight were supposed to get more snow or some kind of ice storm, but we'll see. as for my last posts, the chicago bears really blew it, and i don't know who i'm gonna side with for the super bowl. at least the commercials will be cool, and I'll be able to drink a ton of beer! if anyone reads this i've been super busy, but i plan on trying to put up more shit as a regular thing. buenos tardes.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Verdict.

There he is all the way to the left! i'm gonna have to go with Jay Cutler! he seems like a stand up dude, plus i think hes drinking whiskey. i'll give big ben close second, but from what i heard about sexual assault yada, yada, and that he was drinking patron hes out. sooo good luck to the chi town bears, or daaa bears!!!!!


New York Jets- Mark Sanchez- besides playing football Mark Sanchez likes to model. you figured the guy would like to party. apperently he doesn't. and just cause i live in the tri-state area does not mean i'll root for jets. i caught that sale on vidal sassoon. get it? i caught it, like a pass.
Pittsburg Steelers- Ben Roesthlisberger- OHHHHH BOYYYYY! even though it looks to be patron tequila and not any type of whiskey we'll let him pass. first off lets give him credit for the t-shirt. DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY. that's just awesome! secondly hes got like three women and hes pouring tequila down ones throat. news flash, a lot of tequila makes girls take off their clothes, so go write that one down. supposedly this guy is a bad dude and makes grimy advances on women. i don't know? seems he just likes to party.


alright! so here we go, the great NFL playoffs. this year i decided to to pick a team for the Superbowl a totally different way. since my team sucks and didn't even make the playoffs(dallas cowboys) i gotta at least root for a team to win the Superbowl. so the way i'm gonna go about picking my team, is by which teams quarterback can party the hardest. here weeee goo... think i'll do nfc first...

Chicago Bears- Jay Cutler- WELL LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE! i think Jay Cutler is "that guy", you know the guy who always gets too fucked up at the party. but, thats cool because he really doesn't care what you think. damn, this guy could be a good friend of mine.

Green Bay Packers- Aaron Rodgers- I don't really have much to say about this guy. He's got the right idea, but he totally drops the ball by not having a drink himself and looking totally sober. get it? drops the ball.